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Funny
Knife Emails, Stories, Scams, and Comments
I've decided to include this page because I get so many
funny stories, emails, pictures, and comments, that I want to share the humor.
It is amazing how much foolishness, ignorance, and hype that is rampant in the
knife world. Why laugh alone when I can laugh with you? I'll add to this page as
I can, and as new stuff comes my way.
My direct responses will be in green
text. My thoughts will be in green bold italics.
I won't bother correcting their spelling or punctuation, it gives the
emails such an original flavor-
Here's
a typical email that I received from an overseas company: I'll
asterisk out the important information, so they don't sue me!
B*****A
TRADING
CORPORATION
PHONE: - +9*-05*2-3****98,
MUJAHID ROAD P.O.BOX-***,
Fax
No: -+9*-0*2-4****40
Established-1950
5***0-SIALKOT,
Distributors,
swords, knives, cuttlery
<I
like the mishmash of fonts, colors, and typefaces. I've actually
eliminated some of them because it looked like a confusing
rainbow...
PL visit our website <does
that mean "please?" Why would you abbreviate the word "please?"
http://a*******.en.ec21.com/company_info.html
<is this their website? What a catchy,
memorable, simple website to remember!
1, we being the iso-9002,
certified manufacturers & exporters of all kinds of swords,
knives, cuttlery & ancient weapons.
<"we being?" What command of the English
language. It is my contention that if you don't speak the language,
you have no business contacting English speaking entities! Certified
by who? Pakistanis? Of course, I trust their longstanding reputation
in the machine tool trades...
2, all our prices are round
about fob us$.5-10 euro, freight not included.,
<the use of commas in this
email is amusing. Their prices sound cheap enough; what is the euro
anyway? Round about a couple bucks, I think.
3, air freight on each sword will be approximatly from 3-5 euro.
< I'm worried about the air freight
charge on a sword, more than the cost of the sword, what it's made
out of, etc.
It's interesing to note that the shipping is as
much as the item.
4, our minimum order quantity for new custofmer is 10-25-pcs of each
quality & sizes, <yeah,
send me a couple dozen! I'm sure they're well made...
5, trial order of diffierent shapes, sizes & qualaties, will take
20-30 days, from the date of receipt of
<unfinished thought here? Send me a trial
order, like a bunch of socks, different shapes and sizes and "qualaties"
Hey, what happened to
number 6?
7, our skilled workers have
the capabiliyt to make any of your special items at worlds best
prices exclusivly for you , if you send its photo, description or
sample, which will be returned to you with 2-counter samples for
your evaluation, however if we have to make some special dyes/moulds
then price will be little bit high,
<your skilled typist is not too familiar with
the language though. And I'm sure you're exclusive. What's "a little
bit high?"
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TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS
<oooo, let's do get techinical.
8, we have two types of quality each has different material
composition, & prices,
<is that type A AND type B? Junky and
junkier?
9, 1st quality is made of
importerd japani stainless steel, J-2, (NEVER RUSTED), temper goes
upto 420 rock well hard.temper, using cold technology, while
2nd quality is made of local stainless steel, & temper is 200,
<that japani steel has
never rusted before! Oh, hell yeah, 420 rockwell, about 2000 times
harder than diamond! "Cold technology?" What the hell is that, made
in the mountains? What the hell is J-2, anyway (Junk2)? Temper 200?
200 what? I'm assuming their is some obscure scale of hardness we
stupid Americans are not familiar with.
10,1st qty swords covers are made of new aluminuim with mettalic
colours, while 2nd qty is made of recycled aluminium, .<metallic
colors of aluminum covers? Is a cover something you want to hide
that Japani junk steel in? Recycled aluminum? Is that what happens
to the used soda and beer cans here in the U.S.?
11,1st qty metal or die casted parts of swords are made of new
pewter, dully plated of 24-karat gold, having 2-3-years guarantee
period, while in 2nd quality all parts are made of re-cycled pewter,
& brass plated, having 3-months guarantee,
<die casting has a great reputation, reserved
for only the cheapest, junkiest crap. And pewter? The worst of the
worst, cheapest, crappiest excuse for a metal ever made. Dully
plated? 24kt gold? RIGHT, SURE. Yeah, guarantee that.
12, 1st qty swords stands are made with genuine shisham/diyar wood,
dully hand engraved, & lakh polished, while in 2nd qty stands
are mae of artificial wood, plain winboard, the same applies to
knives covers, 1st in real leather, 2nd in artificial leather.
<okay, here's the real
artistry. Shisham wood? Hmm. Dully engraved? I can't wait to see.
Lakh polished? Does that mean lacquer? Oh, yeah I want some of that
"artificial wood," like there isn't enough wood in the world. What
the hell is winboard? Artificial leather? That's not plastic is it?
hoping to receive your positive responce untill then by
abid mughal <Abid is
still waiting for my response. He wonders why we Americans do not
write to him! We must be really stupid, or maybe he's talking over
our head. I'm sure he'll follow up with another intriguing email...
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Hello Jay,
I was just wondering if you can smelt a
steel alloy for use in a custom sword? I still need to do more
research about what style of sword I want, but I know I want it to
be insanly strong.
Later, K.
Hello, K.,
thanks for writing.
Though I don’t
usually answer “how to” letters, I just wanted you to know that the
best steels are made professionally, in vacuum furnaces where the
steel alloy elements are closely controlled for maximum purity.
There are some guys that are smelting their own ore, making what our
industry calls “primitive” blades by old methods, and there is a
following for those types of work. But it is a far cry from metals
that are made for professional use as cutting tools for industry,
machine shops, or the military industrial complex. Fortunately, these
steels are available for use in custom knives and swords, if the
client desires to pay for such quality.
When you use the
term “insanely strong,” I think I
understand what you’re interested in. The reality is that “strong”
is not a word that is clearly and usefully used in describing steel
properties, as there are many more considerations such as toughness,
hardness, wear resistance, and machining workability. Other terms
used are corrosion resistance, surface treatments, specific
applications and cost. There is a lot of hype on the internet about
what constitutes the “right” blade steel, and all I can tell you is
that it depends on many factors that must be considered. There is no
super steel, just good, reasonable choices. Please read my
FAQ page here and my
Blades page here for more
information.
Thanks,
Jay Fisher
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I will be in South Africa and Nimibia next year if I
have time I would love to see your knives. In the meantime a
brochure would be nice.
M. E.,
New Albany, IN.
PS. directions would be great.
Hello, M. Thanks for
writing. From your text, I'm wondering if
you had intended to send this email to me,
not some other maker. That is because I live in Clovis, New Mexico,
USA, not in Africa. ???
If you are still interested in knives, please let me know.
Thanks,
Jay Fisher
[I
love this! Directions would be great inside Namibia (from
Indiana!) Is NM short for Namibia? Or maybe there's a new state
named Namibia-- and no one told me!] |
This is R. from
WV, I am looking for a professional sword maker, and I
readed your profile on the site, and I think you can make a
sword for me. I don't care how much money take to make it,
but I just needed to made the sword. The sword is original
designed by me, and I also send you a drawing of it. I know
its not really detail but hopefully you get what I mean. And
if you want more information on how the sword are supposed
to look like, send me an e-mail, and I will be right with
you.
PS this is just an
e-mail to ask you if you're interesting to making a sword
for me or not.

[Above: This is the actual drawing the
client sent to me for consideration (I'm not kidding!)]
Jay, heres a little bit of the detail of the
sword: Sword Legnth: 32" Dagger: 17.5" Sword are
single-edged Dagger are double-edged Handle Materia: leather
Scabbard: (I will send you a picture of it)
Please send me your mailing address, because I want to send
you a few very detail sword script pictures. And it includes
the drawing of the sword, dagger, scabbard, and the whole
thing. And plesae note that the picture I sent you yesterday
its just an idea, and please don't start to making the sword
until I send you the pictures, and of course, don't forget
to tell me how much its gonna cost and I'll send you the
first deposit(or one payement) whenever you start the sword.
Thanks~ R.
[Okay
so the guy's not an artist. That's okay, I'm still trying...]
Dear
R.: Wow.
The dagger is a short sword in itself!
You can send information to: Jay Fisher,
1405 Edwards, Clovis, NM 88101.
Please send copies, not originals.
Once we figure out the details, I'll quote you a price,
then you can decide if that is acceptable. If you do accept,
I'll require half down before I start the project.
Thank you, Jay
Jay,
do you think you can give me more ideas about the
swords? hey, why don't change sword legnth to 40"? and dagger...? I
don't know how regular dagger length should be... you know what kind
of sword I'm want right, sword with dagger attached to it...!
[Stupid me, I should know what kind of sword he wants!]
R,
It is unusual to see a
dagger as part of a sword handle. The reason is that when the
sword is held, the dagger blade will be pointed toward you, not
your opponent. But as an artistic piece, it is occasionally
done, and can be quite beautiful. As
far as dagger length, that depends on the design. A very long
dagger blade will mean that the sword would be held farther away
from the body, and may not even be possible.
So you have an idea of the kind of work you will be
investing in, I want you to know that my sword prices start at
$2400, and are typically $3000-6000,
some much higher. I make only real swords, and they require a
lot of work and time. Each piece is quoted individually, and is
one of a kind. If you wish, send me
copies of your drawings and we can discuss details.
Thank you,
Jay
[Evidently, I was out of his price range. Sigh... I was
looking forward to seeing that baby in the drawing.]
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[Here's a typical scam letter. These guys are overseas, and have in
their possession some stolen credit card numbers (identity theft),
and want me to send them knives. When I do, I'll later find out the
cc number is invalid, and my knives are gone... it's happened to a
lot of makers. I included the fake name, too, as I'm certain this is
a scam. I get a couple of these a month.]
I Mr phillips will like to know if you have recieved
a mailsent from me to you dated 03/05/05.I
do have a problem with my computer so i need to
re-sent this mail as written below to you.I so much apologise
for the inconviniences i might hve cuased
you.
Mail dated 03/05/05 is given below:
Hello Sales,
I have an order supply for the purchase of
handmade Knife which will be delivered to a client of mine.your
email was forwarded to me by some admires
of your good job.I will want
you to give me the list of the handmade knife you have in
stock with their unit prices so as to
forward the needed quantities to you.to
prepare a preforma invoice for the order.
I awaits your urgent response as soon as
possible. Thanks.
Regards, MR. PHILLIPS
MORINHO.
Dear
Mr. Morinho,
Current available
knives and prices are posted here:
http://www.jayfisher.com/current1.htm.
I accept money orders
or cashiers checks with first time customers.
Thank you for your inquiry.
Jay Fisher
[Of course, I never hear from them again, as they're only
interested in credit card scams.]
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Hi,
I will want to order from you,
so i will want to inquire about you humble services
a: Do you accept credit card
b: Do you ship to
Nigeria
so get back to me as soon as
possible so that we can proceed.
Yours Faithfully.
Tunde Micheal
This is a
typical Nigerian internet scam. By the way, the email address was from Italy.
Despite his poor attempt at humility (whose humble services? I'm not humble!), there are
some blatant things missing from his email. First he doesn't care what knife
he gets, just any knife shipped will do. Sometimes, these letters request
dozens of knives. And he's tipped his hand by asking for a credit card
purchase. This means he has committed identity theft, and obtained enough
information about an individual to either obtain a credit card in his name,
or has the cc info already. What he wants me to do is take the bait, accept
his credit card (which will initially go through as a purchase, then weeks
later be denied), and send him knives. By the time I find out the cc is
invalid, he's long gone with my knives. There are lots of makers who've been
taken by this scam. I used to answer these letters telling them that I only
accept direct wire transfers, or admonish them for their sins, hoping to
embarrass them into a relenting, but I realize this is useless, so I just
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["signature" graphic included with this email
submission, a face with some background and some post modern text, all in rather
ugly shade of brown. Probably something created in a community college graphics
design class.]
Jay,
I was just wondering what it
would cost for a dagger and a stand for it that was completely custom? I don't
know much about daggers, but am looking at getting one for symbolic purposes. If
I presented an artisit design, could you do it? Is your skill level able to pull
off something from paper?
Great website and
very informative. I would consider a resign though for display. The
average person wouldn't have strained so much to find what they are
looking for on the site. The content is good.
--S.C.
Hello,
S. Thanks for writing.
The price of an art
dagger completely depends on the components of the dagger. Also,
the finish must be considered, and embellishment, tooling,
stand, case, or sheath. There are a lot of options when one
chooses a complete custom knife. You can read about these
individually on my
Custom knife Quote and order page here. I can and do work
with clients’ designs, but because this entails a lot of
drawing, tuning, consideration for geometry, steel types, and
general design work, it still requires the design deposit. You
can
read about the details of the design fee here.
Thank you for your
comments about my site. The site is complex; it’s a very complex
field of artistry that I’m in. I’m not worried about the
“average person” finding their way through my site, my site is
geared toward knife aficionados and professionals, and they are
very happy with the content and layout. Ah, if this field were
only simple enough to have a simple site, with a couple
pictures, and about three prices for knives… (smile)
May I be so bold as
to offer you some advice, in kind? When you include your graphic
with your email, nearly every firewall and modern email program
stops your email cold, because of the possibility of the graphic
containing malicious code. I had to retrieve your email from
beyond my firewall. I almost deleted it… just a head’s up.
Thanks for your
interest, and I’d love to see your design.
--Jay Fisher
[ I must have upset them, because I never heard
from them again! Oh, well...]
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[Here's one that came from a forum posting:
a response to a knife picture and description I posted. There's more
here than initially meets the eye.]
i don't know man, you've got some nice knives on your site, you
may be a very good knifemaker, sorry that i'm saying it, but none of
your knives really amazed me, and i felt really confused bout your
topic what I don't do..that article on your site sounds really
arogant, I'm sorry, it's probably only my opinion...
[This flamer had
then erased his email after he'd thought about it. But it was too
late, his posting went right into my inbox, because I had subscribed
to my own post. So I looked him up and sent an email directly to him
asking if he had authored the post. He was emailing from the Czeck
Republic.] His reply:
yes, it was, but after a few minutes, i deleted it and was going
to write you via e-mail, there's no need to take my personal opinion
to public, it was my (very) honest opinion, i'm sorry if you feel
insulted, but the part i was talking about really made me little
confused, you know.
O.B.
[I answered.]
Mr. B.,
Thank you for answering my query. I
understand that my style of knives are not appealing to everyone,
just as your knives are certainly not. As a professional, I
will refrain from evaluating your work with my own very honest
opinion, after having seen it. [His knives
were not just a beginner's work, they were poor beginner's work on
kit knives.]
There should be no confusion about the
part of my website called "What I do and don’t do." I tried to put
in clear and sometimes humorous terms what it is I do, to help those
who are looking for services I do not offer.
[I simply did a user name search and found out that he had wanted
someone to help him make multi-bladed folders, and he evidently took
exception to my clear refusal to offer a service he wanted.]
You are entitled to your personal
opinion, just as I am. The opinions posted on my website are my own,
based on my own 27 years of knife making and thousands of knives. If
someone does not agree with my views, and does not find answers
there, then he may look for opinions elsewhere.
[He felt the need to slam my work, because of his own frustration
by not being able to find anyone to help him.]
I also do not post pictures and
information on knife forums for the approval and evaluation of other
knifemakers, or those who try to be. I post because friends and
clients are genuinely interested in what I am doing, and they have
asked me to post. [Yeah, like I was waiting on
his opinion and approval after 2000 sold knives.]
In doing so, I do not court or invite
flaming emails, and I do not send these types of comments to others,
and I appreciate that same respect from others.
Thank you,
Jay Fisher
[He felt the need
to respond further.]
ok, I'm sorry to make you feel insulted, that's never going to
happen again Have a nice day
O. B.
[Mr.
B. does not have the power to make me feel anything, though he
thinks he does. He was, however, insulting, for no other reason than
I don't offer a service that he wanted. He claims in his profile
that he is a law student, and unfortunately, he will be an ultimate
failure at any endeavor he tries, because he doesn't understand that
insulting someone will not help you get what you want. The world is
full of these people. They go through life in misery, trying to
bring others down to their level, in order to feel better about
themselves. I'm sure, dear reader, that you can list several that
you know and have to deal with...] |
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[Here's another one from a fine
foreign manufacturer. I sometimes wonder what American companies they are making
knives for]
Dear Sirs,
[they're talking to me, with respect, I like that!]
We, J***I DEVELOPMENT CO., LTD.,
specialize in knives, like hunting knives, pocket knives or decorate knives even
Parts for gun. [which gun?] We use
fine blanking way to fabricate knives.
[ah, yes, grasshopper, the rare and mysterious "blanking way." I've heard of it,
but I thought it was only a myth-]
That is why our quality is the best.
[no doubt, with all that blanking going on]
We do not have low end knives except quality ones.[Quality
and cheap? Where do I sign up?] Like some famous brands are our
customers. [What? Who?] Except
knives, we also can offer any parts for knives.
[Famous brand parts for American knife factories, I'm sure]
Also, you can visit our website
www.j******h.com and you will know more about us.[Okay,
the website does not exist. But have no fear, your favorite knifemaker has
located the company and discovered that they do indeed make knife blades, parts,
and components for US factories! This junk might just be in that factory knife
you bought! They're located, of course, in Taiwan, Republic of China. How about
that? And they do talk about the mysterious blanking way. What it appears is
that they use saws to cut out material rather than a plasma cutter.]
If you have any question about
knives, just advise us. Also, your custom design is welcome.
[as long as you order over 100,000 units]
Have a nice day !!!!
[I think they stole this one from the 1970's]
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[This came in via an email. Though this guy had to read my specific request
to read "What I do and don't
do" on my site before emailing, he was sure he was special and I would
make the handles he wants for his knives, which I specifically do NOT do.]
Jay,
I like your work. I found your site while doing a google search for
orbicular jasper. I read a lot of your material about gemstone knife
material. I have been a rock hound for decades, a mineral dealer for a few
years and for a short while, a seller of meteorite Damascus. Shortly, I will
come into possession of two or three full tang, ground meteorite Damascus
knife blanks. I have also acquired some very nice chrysoprase, Morgan Hill
Poppy Jasper (orbicular) and Big Sur Jade that I would like to fashion into
knife handles for this Damascus. Unfortunately I do not have the equipment
or skills to accomplish this task. I would like to send you the knife blanks
and precut lengths of gemstones for you to fashion into knives. You would
have to add bolsters and grind and polish the handles. All you need to tell
me are the dimensions of the gem blanks you need for the handle material. I
do have a highland park to cut the gem material with. If you can help me
with this, I will display the knives at the Blade show in Atlanta this June
giving you full credit for the handles. Some idea pf pricing will be nice
also.
Thanks, V.P.
[I emailed him back my list of what
I do and don't do. It's a
very clear professional list; it starts
with an apology from me for not being able to do what he wants. I highlight
the exact part of the list (that he ignored) so it would be clear to him
that I cannot perform the service (putting handles on his blades) that he
wants.] He then responded:
Jay,
thanks for the reply. I failed to read what you don't do before
I sent the email. Yes, I have found most knife makers to have egos
that will not allow them to work on other peoples stuff. Thanks
anyway and have a nice day.
V.
[I could not let the abrasive tone of
his comment stand. Who do these guys think they are, that because I
won't work for him on his pet project it's because of my big ego?
What, I don't have the right to say no?] I replied:
Hello, V.
I don’t
ordinarily respond to letters such as yours, but I feel you
deserved a more detailed explanation, as obviously you’re a bit
miffed about it. It is not an EGO that prohibits me from working
on other people’s stuff, it’s mainly the fact that it would
devalue all my previous and future work for my clients. You see,
they have invested in my work because it is exclusive, and they
intend for the value of the pieces to appreciate over the years,
which will happen if I don’t farm out other work to or from
projects other than my own. Once a maker starts doing this, the
investment value of his pieces drops. It’s really that simple.
That’s not fair to previous clients, and I do have a duty to
them, as they have invested a great deal of actual money and
trust in what I do.
I’m sorry that
you have not found a maker to work on your pieces, but I’m
confident that you will find one if you just keep looking. Good
luck and I wish you all the best.
Jay Fisher
[He had to have the last word]:
Jay,
life is too short to be miffed.
V.
[And yet somehow he
was...]
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[Here's another nice foreign
company that wants to help me out. Interestingly, it's a carbon copy of an
earlier request from another company...]
Dear Sirs,
We, J*** DEVELOPMENT CO., LTD.,
specialize in knives, like hunting knives, folding knives or decorate knives
even Parts for gun. [Oh, yeah? Which gun?]
We use fine blanking way to fabricate [again with
the mysterious and fine blanking way] knives. That is why our
quality is the best. We do not have low end knives except quality ones.
[Quality and low end? Like low end quality? Like low
quality?] Like some famous brands are our customers.
[Like you know, like yeah, man]
Except knives, we also can offer any parts for knives.
[Except for knives, which, without, there is an exception-]
Also, you can visit our website
www.j****h.com and you will know more about us. If you have any question about
knives, just advise us. Also, your custom design is welcome. Have a nice day
!!!![they end it on such a high note. I think I will
have a nice day, after all.]
With best regards,
R.S.
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[and another nice company from
India. They are very careful on their website to state that they do not use
child labor. It's interesting that their clients in the west are promoting that
attitude, and hopefully, that practice]
Dear Sir,
we are doing dealing with the email for many times.But we are sorry that we
have not got any response from to you.
[answer me, you foolish westerner!]
And we dont know what are the causes for the same.
[not only does he chastise me
for not answering his email, but is upset that he doesn't know why I don't
answer. By the way, this is the first email I've ever received from these
guys.] But I want to say to you if you given us chance
to serve in your organisation. we will do our work with best satisfaction.
If you have any requirement for any order. Then given an opportunity for
the bone and horn or sample anything else.
[I get the drift, they want to sell me bone and
horn. I only hope they come from animals...]
Thanks with regards
Prop [Is he a stage prop?
Oooh, he must be the proprietor. Probably couldn't spell that one.]
R.Malik
Speaking of this email: years
ago, I got a request from a guy to use a human bone on a knife handle. No
kidding! He didn't say whose bone it was, and I didn't ask, and our
conversation was very short. Makes you wonder, doesn't it? And NO, I didn't
take him up on his idea.
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[Here's another nice company from
Pakistan. This letter was titled "Damascus Kitchen Knife" to lure me into
thinking it was an actual inquiry to order a custom knife. Clever, weren't they?
They figured that once I opened their email, I would be hooked, and have to use
their services. I originally tried to include the letter in the original font
styles, but they were so mixed and varied and rare that it crashed my web site
developing program! I had to convert the typeface to a standard font, so the
email looses some of its .... glamour.]
Dear Sir,
We have pleasure to introducing you ourselves as Manufacturers & Exporters of
all sorts of Damascus Knives & Hunting knives, Swords, Cutlery Kitchen knives &
Axes, Full Wooden Sword [I guess
they only have one of those], Leather and Stainless Steel
Helmet [only one helmet, too. Sounds
nice though, I could use it while I ride my Triumph motorcycle...],
Scissors & more new designs of all above
[Designs that are newer than when I mentioned them just
a second ago in this email!] Items which are specialized of
the best selected durable materials under the skilled workmanship and an expert
supervision in our own FACTORY.
["factory" is capitalized, in other words screamed out as if that will seal the
deal. Evidently, they don't know what I think of factories.]
We guarantee for our quality as every Pieces thoroughly checked at every stage.
[just like this email was checked,
edited, and checked again]
Our product are fine in quality and the prices are most attractive. We
sincerely hope that we could establish business relations with you.
[don't hold your breath, Naveed]
Please visit our website:-
[removed. I'm jealous of them and their selected durable materials]
We would have the pleased to receive your inquires for our products. We pray
for you and your company. [that's
nice. I could use all the help I can get. I wonder who they pray to...]
Awaiting your prompt reply [and
I'd better be prompt about it!]
Best wishes,
Naveed
(Export Manager
FULL SERVICE ENTERPRISES
Factory: G.T Road, Opp. Grid Station,
Wazirabad,52000. Pakistan
[okay, they included several links in the email to
their website, but none of them worked, I guess because the font was so bizarre.
I did hand-type the website address, because I just had to see. It was the worst
sort of cheap junky crappy imported knives that you could imagine. I'm tempted
to include a link just so you can laugh, but that wouldn't be very professional.
Okay, if you want to look at them,
drop
me an email for a giggle]. Oh, no! don't drop me that email. They've folded up
their tents and already gone... |
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[Even though I've gone to great
lengths to clearly state what I do and don't do, I constantly get letters and
emails from folks who just need a little something. In the past, I've answered
these, but at over 40,000 hits a day on this site, I just can't afford the time
to answer every request, inquiry, or question. I'll post some of them
here, just to give you an idea of what people are asking. Remember that the
people who've written have ignored my statement that says I don't answer
questions or do research for other people, they've ignored my page clearly
stating what I do. They feel they are special, and they deserve my attention and
service.... for free. Okay, I'll forgive the kids... but if you look at every
one of these, you'll notice that they are directly addressed on my
"What I do and Don't Do page."
But remember these folks are special! I haven't bothered to correct their
spelling; if they don't care then neither do I!]
Mr. Fisher: We are looking
for someone in Albuquerque, New Mexico to hand-engrave an aluminum lamp.
Where are you located? And could you do this? I
look forward to hearing back from you. Thank you.
[from a lawyers office!]
I have a custom knife that I left in the sheath too long and the sheath
is a bit stained from the brass hilt. Is there any
way to clean the sheath stain?
Thanks. Weldon
Hi Jay...... This is a shot
in the dark, but i am trying to find out about a custom knife maker named red
royal. I have a few of his knives and cant find any info on them. I know he must
be deceased by now, (too much grinding gave him lung
problems). He used to do shows which is where I met him......... any help would
be greatly appreciated...........Thanks........... Richard
I was wondering if you have a catalog and a
price sheet fo different sizes of wood pieces you have for sale, use for
knives and gun grip sizes ? If you do have a printed catalog , please send
to R. B. [address deleted]
Florida 33541 . I can also be contacted at
[email deleted]. Thank you for
your time and patience. Sincerely R.
B.
Dear Mr. Fisher,
my name is Stelios and I am writing to you from Greece. I
am a collector of historical swords and swords from the Lord of the
Rings. I would like you to tell me if you are able to manufacture for me
a Byzantine paramyrion. It looks like a scimitar however, it has a
slight curve in comparison to Arabian scimitars alghough Arabs had
something similar to it. I would also like you to tell me how much it
would cost and I would also like to tell you that I want it to be battle
ready and what I mean by that is that I want it to have flexibility and
hardness at the same time. It is very important for me as a collector to
have such a piece in my collection due to the fact that all or most of
the swords which are being sold at the time by various companies are
not battle ready and are not made by hand. Finally, I have not found any
company that sells the particular weapon which I request.
Yours Sincerely,
Stelios C .
Jay, I just wanted a quote on a Zebra Wood
knife HANDLE, not the blade! Thanks again,
R. M.
i have a friend who also likes daggers and swords. id like to
get another cd for him. by the way, the pictures are really
good. i collect swords and daggers from bud k. i have the dark
demon slayer, dark demon dagger, hell guardian, and the crystal
dragon. i also bought some from a convienience store. im
working on 2 more swords. the address is:
[address deleted]
Thnx,
Shadow Ruler of the Darkness and Shadows.
Master of the Night. Hater of the Daylight. Lover of the Blood
Red Moon.
I purchased an expensive very high quality Schrade knife 4 years ago
and now the handle is broken. I understand that you are the
designated person to honor the lifetime guarantee. I know that you
must be very busy, so I'll follow up with a call.
--J. A. L.
Little Rock, Arkansas
Hi my name is R. P.
I have been looking for the master sword, Legend of Zelda
Ocarina of time. At this time I can't send pics of the sword because
the scanner doesn't work, so when it does I'll send some. I have a
lot good pics for you to go by and a pic of the hilt that I hand
drawn my self. I just got finished reading most of your web page and
I'm flabbergasted at the prices but being a kid so to speak I think
I might be able to pay (I hope) although I'm at making money I'm
afraid it may take awhile hmmmm. I'll send the details as soon as I
can .I'm using my dad E-mail so E-mail him and I'll get it.
Thanks for your time
I
was wondering if you could give me a quote for this knife design
here are the specs
Knife thickness 1/4in knife length 161/2 in knife
steel 1095 high carbon alloy steel RC58 --first blade-- (dark
gray) Grind flat thickness 1/4in length 31/2 in
--second lade-- (light gray) grind convex length 3 in
thickness 3/16 in --double milled Saw back blade-- length
4 in --handle-- length 6in material thin layer of
hardwood
hi, i'm nobody i'm not going to say that i'm the metal king of
metals. even know this has little to do with metals ... ok let me
start over.
i'm "nobody" this is a question about a sword ... kind of. you see
i'm makeing one a japanese looking one the only problem is the
handle they told me $275.00 for a rayskin handle with the 2 metal
ends ( iron would be nice ) and the hand guard. now the sword is 1/2
in. thick by a 1 in. It normal steel i made as thick as possible
with out being to heavy. any how the handle please tell me you can
make a rayskin handle of some type for less. Its a home made sword
it should cost that much. i ask because the link said u could when i
looked up sword handle.
please reply, thank u,
"nobody" [he's not
"nobody;" he has a name on his email...sigh]
Good Morning:
I have a knife as follows:
- Case 16 1/2" x 6 1/2"
- Knife 13" long with two blades
- Blade 8 1/2" x 1 3/4" Hnadle 5 1/2"
- Man - In - The - Sea
Sealab II Commemorating 20 yearsAugust 1965- 1985
Could you indicate your interest and
value. Thank you
D. P.
Cleaning out my dad's closet I came upon a knife made by the Sidney
R. Baxter & Co. of Boston. Carbon steel, rusty
and corroded. How can I best clean and get in
good condition. I see you want me to use silicone car wax, but what will
first stop the rusting? Thanks for your time and expert advice. Rmb
This is not a knife I have but I do have some
that are similar. My question is what are the ridges on the top of
the knife and what are they for. They don't seem sharp enough for a
saw but so many knives have them like this. If you could tell me
what the heck those ridges are, I would greatly appreciate it.
-db
I will be recieving an elk horn and plan on using it for a full tang
bowie. How do you prepare a horn for use as scales. I have never
worked with that type of material before so I would appericiate
any advice you can give. I was planning on splitting the bone into
and do it as I would wood. Will I have to fill the inner pours or
stabilize it? Really lost on this one Jay. Thank you,
Trent
Good Morning Jay, I am contacting in hopes of getting some
information of a large knife collection that I am going to sell for
an estate. The man's name was R .F ....he
passed away and his wife is wanting to sell his vast
collection...all purchased through the Knifemakers Guild. The
person that I am trying to contact is J . W ...her
last address was Utah. The phone number that I have at the present
is out of service. She is an engraver that has engraved a number of
the knives that we have to sell. I thank you for your time and hope
that you can help me with my search. I can send you pictures of the
knives that I have to sell if you wish. Thanks so much. Patty
Hello,I read through your "What I do and Don't Do" page, and I
didn't see my question listed. I am in the process of leaning to
make knives and swords, but have hit a snag. I bought some 2" thick
steel to make my own pommel, but my bandsaw wants nothing to do with
cutting that. Would you make a pommel if I provided a sketch with
dimensions? Thanks so much,
C. G.
hello JAY,I wanted to know if you have a paper catalog
of the swords you make,If you have one could you send it
to me?and one more thing,do you know where can I study or
learn how to work as a swordsmith like you?well,that's all
what I wanted to ask you.thank you.
G.C.
dear jay: Absolutely amazing work you
do................I can't say that I am into knives all that much but I
was wondering if maybe you could help me with a question I have .
Nepherite from B.C. The dark green and real heavy kind.......Well I have
a piece it weighs approx 80-100 lbs do you have any idea what it would
be worth? This piece came from Ogden mountain. Well I just thought that
i would ask as I really have no
idea......................................sincerely yours
k. c.
Hello, I am a french studient and I would like to ask you how and
where I can learn the art of making knives...Do I have to learn with
an artisant or can I learn it in a school ?
Thank you very much for your answer
hey my names matthew and i am 15 i just started really getting
into knife building and i admire your work as in mine is not as
great. i only have a benchgrinder and one inch belt sander to
make and sharpin my knives but i would like to upgrade tools
i really like making knives for people. all my friends have at
least one knife i have made but the only way i can make knives
now is grinding every single blade out by hand do you have any
sugestions for me about what to use and what i might try. also
i was wondering if i could use some of your knife patterns to
make knives with. matt
Hi Jay. I've been cutting stone for quite a few years and about 4
years ago I decided to learn silver casting. I don't want to make
swords. I used to cut opals, but right now I'm
satisfied with pendants, broaches, and rings, plus bracelets have
dominated my jewelry thinking for the last
several years. I have a Grobet vacuum casting
machine, and although it works okay for outgassing investment and RTV
molds, the casting side is a nightmare. Almost
4 years of wrestling with it and I still can't reliably cast. I
saw your page on Rodger's Sword while I
was investigating centrifugal casting machines. I've used a centrifuge a
few times in the past, but I wanted to ask you
if they could *really* handle a 4 x 6 flask, which it looks like you are
using. It also looks like you are using the Rio
Grande centrifuge, and that's the one I was thinking of buying.
About your Werewolf carving, I wondered if you have gotten into
3D modeling and 3D (CNC) printing? Computers
in general are such a pain in the etc.
that I don't really recommend them, but if you are already into
computers it might be something to investigate. You can create a
model in a 3D graphics program (I use
Poser version 4, which is ancient) and send
the data file to a company that has a 3D printer (such as
stereolithography). A few years ago prices were something like $100 per
inch, but since so many people have 3D printers now, I'm sure
it's cheaper. They send you a 3D plastic part that looks like what you
created in the program. You could then make a mold of that part
and have lots of wax copies to modify and experiment with. It would be a
huge time saver if you were going to use the same part a number of times
in the same design, or over time.
I'm attaching a gif of the Poser wolf. Of course, in Poser, this
is a true 3D object. You can move its head, eyes, neck, paws, etc. I
think the Poser program is now up to version
8, so they probably have a better looking
wolf. If I ever get a digital camera, I will
take some pictures of my opal inventory
and maybe you will trade me a nice knife for a nice opal.
-Dan
Hello,
my name is sarah H. Right now i am studying at unitec, it's my first
year and i am doing the 'certificate in design skills'.
One of the feilds that we are studying is product design. in product
we have a final assignment, which is to re-design any knife of our
choice. i have chosen a cheese knife( the kind that has the folk
type end.)In this assignment we are required to write a report on
the manufacturing processes and materials used to produse our
selected knife. I have searched the internet as far as my paiteints will
take me, and haven't found anything of any use to me.
So if you could please send me as much(the more the
better) information on the processes and materials of a knife it
would be greatly appretiated. Thank you,
Please write back, ASAP
sarah
Hello Mr. Fisher,
I hope you do not mind me putting you a question.
My name is K. K. I am a hobbyist
knifemaker in Czech Republic. The other hobby
I have is collecting minerals and semiprecious stones.
This is the reason I immediately started admire your work when I
first saw it on your webpage.I have a little
project in mind and would like to ask you for advice.I would be very
glad if you can share your experience with me.I am doing a knife for
myself. I have a damascus scandi type blade. Ihave been thinking about
using flat piece of red jasper for a bolster
on this knife. My first question - do you
think this is generally a good idea? I think
about possibility of chiping the bolster, but I am not sure
about it. Second question - can you
give me some clue how to make square hole for
the tang in the stone plate? Which toos you use. I have a dremel
and some diamond cutting wheels. and some diamond dental
attachments. But the tang hole is a tricky
work as it has to sit flush on the tang and
ricasso. Moreover there is small radius where
the blade goes to tang. I would like to make the hole in
the bolster perfect. How you did the handle on your "New Orleans"
Dagger with the Green Aventurine, Rare Blue Aventurine spacers?
I have a friend who cuts stones with diamond wheel and polishes
them. He can make me the plate of jasper.
Sorry if this email is going to bother you.
Thank you in advance, K.K.
[Remember, in order to
email me, these people have completely ignored the page detailing what I
do and don't do. They can't email me without seeing the page link. The
scary thing is (as one friend reminded me), these people might vote!]
Hello sir, my name is J.M. I am 24 yrs
old and have always enjoyed the art of creation since I was a
young boy. Iv always been interested in the beauty high polished
rock and minerals, metals, and even glass. But lately Iv been
really involved in the creation of knives, and has developed
as my dream to start a knife business.I am currently taking
scrap metal from an arbor shop I work at to make knives. I'd
like to thank you most of all for the freedom of your work to
the public and info you've provided on your website for all the
knife hounds out there. you've been a great inspiration to the
beginning of my new legacy in knife making. So to get to what
I've been waiting ask you is, as a beginner in knife making, I
was hoping you could spare me any of your knowledge as to how I
could get started cheep. At the moment all I have is a 4 1/2"
right angle grinder and a 16" bench grinder. What do I need. Id
also really appreciate it if you could send me your brochure.
p.s. your distant student j.
Jay, I am wanting to make my first high quality knife. My
question is what type of steel would you recomend to make the blade.
I will be using this knife for skinning animals (Elk,Deer). I would
most likely do some whittlin of sorts with it. I obviously want the
blade to hold an edge for a while. I am thinking of 3/16" thick D2
tool steel. Is this something you would recomend? Do you have any
thoughts on Titanium? Also I would like to know what you would use
to attach the scales to the full tang blade (Pins, ect.).
Thank's in advance, Charlie
Dear Jay Fisher: My name is T. M. I
attend Douglas Anderson school of the arts. I am doing a research
paper on sword/swordsmithing,and l need professional to interview.
If you could answer a few question for me, l would greatly
appreciate it. And if all possible, could you respond by 03/01/04.
Thank you very much.
*In your opinion, which part of a basic sword is the hardest to
make ( the blade, hilt, cross-guard, or pommel)?
*Which part of the blade is the hardest to make ( the edge,
fuller, ricasso, or squared-off back)?
*Which is harder to make a double-edged sword or a sword with one
edge and a squared-off back, and why?
*The forte is said to be the strongest part of the blade,it this
true and are swords with large forte stronger than ones with small
forte?
*It is said that swordsmith are fond of the ricasso, is this true
and why?
*Which do you think is better visually and structurally better a
sword with a short or long ricasso?
*The fuller is sometimes called the blood channel, but l have
heard that is has nothing to do with blood. What is it real prepose,
and how did it get the name blood channel?
Thank you very much for your time.
T. M.
PS. May l quote you in my report? thank you very much.
Mr. Fisher, Hello
my name is B.N.
and I am a 17 year old Missouri native that is just
getting into knife making. I have made a knife out of an old
lawnmower blade and enjoyed it a great deal. I am about 70
percent positive that I am going to go into the military after I
graduate high school with aspirations of becoming a Green
Beret. Therefore I would like to try to make a knife that I
can carry into battle with me. If you would not mind could you
give me ideas of what type of a knife would be best, what
materials to use from start to finish and where to get them?
Being a novice at this trade and knowing that my life may very
well rest in the quality of the materials and shape of the knife
I don’t feel comfortable making these decisions. Thank you for
your time and I hope to be hearing from you soon.
I'm a student at k. midlle school
in Eugene, Oregon. I am researching knifemaking as a career
and I am hoping that you can take the time to answer a few
questions for me. If that's OK you can just reply to Mr. N.,
my teacher, whose computer I am using. If you don't have
the time that's OK.
1 Why is this career important to our
society?
2 What kinds of people do you work with when you do this
career?
3 How do you work with them?
4 what are the most important tools?
5 What is the most fun about knifemaking?
6 What is not fun about knifemaking?
7 What is your favorite thing in the job?
8 Did you have formal training if so
what?
9 How did you learn your skills?
10 What kind of materials do you need?
11 What kinds of knives do you make?
12 How do you make really strong swords and knives?
13 Which do you prefer to make, sheath knives or folding
knives? Why?
14 What are your favorite handle designs?
15 What are the basic steps in making
a knife?
Thank you vary much from K.B..
Hello Jay, I have not had the
opportunity to own one of your knives but would
certainly like a catalog if you provide them.
The reason for this email is that I have
purchased 2 Randall knives that I got through eBay.
Although they advertise they were in mint
condition I have found it is rarely the case.
Anyway one has signs of pitting from what I think
is rust then it was cleaned up and a heavy coat of oil
was put over the blades so the blemishes could not be
seen by the photos. Regardless
I am happy to own the knifes but I need your advice in
how to clean the blades up,
both have scratches from improper sharpening and as I
said before some pitting. I am
hoping you may know a trick or two on how I can remove
these scratches etc and get them in a much better
condition, it bothers me that
a great tool and a work of art has been treated badly
considering the work put into them by professionals like
yourself. I do not know much
about knives, just that I
enjoy a very good quality tool that is dependable and I
like taking care of them also.
I have not much experience making knifes just a little
stock removal from planner blade that I know are very
high carbon due to not even being able to get any drill
to get a hole in it. I know ,I
have to get the temper out first but I should of thought
about that before trying and breaking a couple expensive
bits. One more question.
I just bought an 2x8 EZE LAP diamond stone,
is this a proper stone to use on all my knives?
Thanks Jay D.
P. Post Falls, Id
Dear sir,
Staghorn is prohibited as per Wildlife
Protection Act in India. What
about united states. please give your comment. Thank
you ,
Satish p.
[Remember, in order to email me, these people have
completely ignored the page detailing what I do and
don't do. They can't email me without seeing the page
link. The scary thing is (as one friend reminded me),
these people might vote!]
Wich is harder rwl-34 or damascus? And wich would make a
better knife that keeps an edge and will last longer?
Thank you.
Dear Jay, I am sorry to bother you, but you seem to "know
it all" I found a website that
showed about four or five ready-made hidden tang
handles, like jigged bone, wood, etc.but I have spent
a few hours over the past few days, trying to re-find it. I
have found several that I have seen before, Northcoast,
Jantz, TKS (one of my favorite places to buy materials
from), Alpha, Crow, "Jagermeister" (sp?), Track of the Wolf,
and I still will be danged if I can find it, they had an
excellent supply of guards and
pommels, most sell handle scales, but this one had hidden
tang handles any ideas of which
website I am seeking, which company?Lewis
I am wondering how to identify two swords I have
acquired that have been in my family for many years. Is
there a good source you can recommend?
Vicki
Mr. fisher i was found this dagger during the
reconstruction of my house.
Dagger was burried deep into the ground.
I wonder if he has some value or it is just piece
of junk. Sorry for bad english.
Mirko
Dr. Mr. Fisher,
Hi. I inherited from my father several very
interesting edged weapons. I have minor knowledge of
this sort of thing. I thought just maybe you could help
me. Do you know German? Neither do I, but I tried to
translate what is on this one weapon.
I am an Artist and amatuer photographer. I seem to
collect just about anything that interests me.. from
fishing lures to all this WW2 stuff my Dad gave me thru
the years. Dad passed away last April at the age of 90.
Dad inherited these things from his 2nd wife (my
stepmother) whose first husband was a surgeon (he died
in 1971 at the age of 77) and also in WW1 and WW2. I
tend to believe this one dagger (and I am not sure it is
even a dagger but don't know what else to call it) could
have been the Dr's father's. Are you with me so far?
There is so much engraving on it for such a little thing
you just wouldn't believe it! I did take photo's of it
and the others. Can you help
me? Such a mystery! May I send you the photo's.??? I
send Jpeg and everything goes thru my NOrton internet
security and if you can enlarge to see them- ?? I could
send large but won't do that unless you say I can. The
other 2 weapons I have are a captured Nazi dagger and a
Werth looonnnggggg sword. Also photos.
Plus would you please tell me if you get this
email? Thank you. Sincerely,
K.
C.
Dear Mr. Fisher,
I am writing a book on Thomas Jefferson, and in one
of the family letters there is a reference to a large
hawksbill knife.This was in 1819. Can you tell me what
such a knife would have been used for, what one might
have looked like then, what would have distinguished it
from other knives? Thank you,
A. C.
Richmond, VA
sir,
ill like to ask where can i perchase s30v steel so
i could shape my own knife... do you know if i could
buy them in texas? tnx...
Jay,
I was wondering if you may be able to answer a
question for me. My
husbands father was in the military during WW II
1944. He was presented with a gift from a man in his
barracks. It is a double sided dagger and was
handmade by, this boys dad, a fellow with the last
name of Perez. We cannot make out the first initial.
( ? P. Perez )This
dagger is 70 + yrs. old.
It also has a leather sheath that covers it. The
sheath has Mexico pressed in it. The handle of the
dagger appears to be some sort of metal that
doesn't tarnish, possibly nickel with a bone, ivory
or agate insert. It also has an indian carved head
at the end of the handle. I'm not sure what tribe it
represents. I would
appreciate any information that you may have.
Sincerely, J.
H.
Hello Mr. Fisher...I am hoping that you can help
identify a knife that I have recently aquired, or
perhaps point me in the right direction. I've attached a
pic of the knife. Thanks in advance.
Steve
[Remember, in order to email me, these people have
completely ignored the page detailing what I do and
don't do. They CAN'T email me without seeing the page
link and my request to read it first before they write.
While searhing for information on steels and the
qualities to look for in knife blades I happened upon
your sight. COOL, I like what I see and was wondering if
you have ever made a knife with a gut hook or just a gut
hook? I have yet to find a gut hook worth a dime. When
field dressing a moose it would be nice to find one that
works. thanks for your time:
Mr Fisher I am a young man that has always been
interested in the making of the
sword. I have no background in the
art, but I would like to know if
there are class that one should
take. I have never seen one at the school's
high school or collage's. What
should one do if there
wanted to make a life of making swords. In your
opinion who is the best sword maker(now or in the
past.) thank you for your
time K.
T.
attached is the pic of a dagger found in a vacant land
in the coastal regiond(west) of puerto rico it was found
25 years ago by my friends dad , maybe you can help me
with this . is about 12 inches long and it appears to
have a cat (jaguar type) handle .
any kind of info wold be greatly apprecciated .
Thank you E.
T.
To: Technical Staff Hello Jay
I have worked as a Journeyman Industrial Blacksmith
as well as a Historic Blacksmith. Unfortunately I entered
the field in the late 70’s. By then, Industrial Blacksmiths
were just about extinct in the U. S. The Master Smith
retired from the foundry that I worked in due to poor health
and I was not blessed with his instruction when I started.
My question is: How were the old fashion Wood Saws
formed, heat-treated and tempered?
The good ones were hardened through the entire blade: Yet;
there was no warp, twist or ‘dimpling’. If you could
research your heat-treat information and share the
information with me I would greatly appreciate it.
Sincerely; V.
R.
Was just reading over your sight; the part about not
storing knives in their sheaths. I heard the tannin in
leather interacts with the stainless steel to form "pitting"
in knives. I've seen this . I also can understand the
idea of knives needing to breathe and therefore would rust..
I recently purchased some knives from a company in
Finland. Their sheaths are lined with a stiff plastic liner
and the manufacturer says, always store your knife in this
sheath. Have you ever thought of cementing a plastic liner
into your sheaths? Apparently it works. If you already
heard of this, do you have any idea where one could purchase
plastic liners? Your sheathes by
the way are beautiful examples of craftsmanship. I was
looking for a simple sheath for a dagger. I can't afford
yours although I'm sure they are worth it.
Hello, my name is R.C.
I'm hoping I came to the right place for this. For
years, I have been fascinated w/ a sword from my childhood.
I have always wanted a replica of He-man's power sword, like
the one used in the original 1980's cartoon classics. I
searched online for someone that has either made one, or
someone that could custom make one. I did find a sword, but
it's modeled like the one used in the new He-man series. So
I was a little disappointed!!
Here is a picture of the sword.
I have more pictures of it, if needed to show more of the
dimensions, and even cartoon footage that really shows the
depth. Now the true size of the sword, I really can't say
how big it should be. I guess you'll have to compare him to
a real, person, and start from there!! Also I'd like to
custom make She-ra's sword. It's basically identical to
He-man's except hers has a jewel in the middle of it. It's
like a clear or very light blue jewel that goes through the
center and is visible on both sides of the sword. I do have
pictures of it too. Well I hope
you can help me w/ this. If not, maybe you know someone
that can. I've searched for a long time for a master sword
smith that can bring this great legend to life!!! I knoww
there are a lot of people that wopuld love to own this
sword!!! Thanks for your time,
R.
jay i am looking for a custom sword to spark fire in my
eyes every time I look at it. Suzanne
E.
Hi, Just a quick question. I'm
looking to make my own custom knife, but have no
experience at bladework. I dont need any of the wood
or gems, just the metal. In
essence just the sharp metal. I'm looking for 440c, 3 inch
blade with a 4 inch tang. A quick
price estimate would be appreicated.
Thanks
[Remember,
in order to email me, these people have completely ignored
the page detailing what I do and don't do. They can't email
me without seeing the page link. The scary thing is (as one
friend reminded me), these people might vote!]
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[Here's another credit card scam
inquiry. They want whatever products I'm stupid enough to send to them, they
have a stolen credit card, and are ready to rip off the stupid American knife
maker. To address me as Dear turns my stomach-]
Dear,
We are from Singapore. We have a plan to order some products from you. Can
you ship to Singapore via FedEx, UPS ? If you can, we would
like pay my order with credit card, are you accept credit card ?
Please confirm us as soon as possible. Best
Regard |
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[Here's yet another credit card scam
inquiry. Do you suppose I get lots of these? Yes, I do, and they're all pretty
much the same. They don't know or care who I am, or even what I sell. They
simply mass email to web and email addresses hoping to snag some prey on their
hooks. The questions alone give them away. "Just send anything, we'll be happy
to give you a stolen credit card number and get anything we can to sell on the
black market." I left the guy's name on this one, but it's probably an alias...]
Dear Sir or Madam,
I am looking for website and i want to order your Product,
But Before I continue my order, I have some question below :
1. Can you Ship to Singapore ?
2. Do you accept major credit card as the payment ?
3. Do you use shipping method for FedEx or UPS freight service?
I'm waiting for your confirmation as soon as possible.
Looking forwards to doing bussines with you. Thank's in advance.
Best Regards,
Dennis Jocelyn
Singapore
[they don't want to bother with a lot of email and back and
forth information or details about their order; they just want to know if you'll
be gullible enough to send them some stuff]
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Remember, My responses are in green text. My thoughts
are in green bold italics.
I won't bother correcting their spelling or punctuation, it gives the
emails such an original flavor-
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Here's another block of emails from
folks who have
completely
ignored the page detailing what I
do and don't do. They can't email me without seeing the page link. The scary
thing is (as one friend reminded me), these people might vote!
Hi Jay,
I'm gonna take a chance, and I'm a woman, so I guess the "be a man" doesn't
apply. I have made Cabochons for a while. I do have a complete shop, or so
I thought until I tried making a handle for an existing blade. Your knife
on page 1 #2 (brazillian agate) has an inside curve. How do you do that? I
have a trim saw, (I can only make straight cuts) and I have a Diamond
Pacific 6 wheel cabbing machine. I even tried my husbands Fordham with
"some" diamond blades, but even if I could get the inside curve cut
correctly, how do you shape and polish an inside curve? I have other
equipment I'll list in case it will help, but I at least can't figure this
out. I have a 16" Covington slab saw, a Covington flat lap polisher, Sphere
maker (covington, I think). Thanks if you have
time.
Carole F.
I really feel for Carole. She's working hard, trying
to finish those pesky gemstone handles, but she just can't get those inside
curves. If I would only just give her the secret recipe of technique,
results would happen. It's taken me decades to learn how to do this.
Practice, practice, practice. Read and study lapidary carving books.
Practice some more. But leaning on your femininity to be given the answers?
Say it isn't so...
Dear Mr. Fisher
My name is L. M. I am a student at T.
university studying art, specifically art
dealing with metal, such as jewelry, decorative
blacksmithing, and of course art in your field. This year I
will be allowed to do something that I have loved since I was young,
to make blades as art. Unfortinately, thought I have read many books
and have tried many times on my own, I have never really done anything
hat I would consider well crafted. I was wondering if you would be
willing to allow me to visit you for a couple of hours and chat about
what it is that you do? I would also like to, if you don't mind, take
a look around your shop and possibly ask questions about how you do
your work. I will understand if you are too busy, or unable to do
this. Just know that I would very much appreciate learning more about
the logistics involved and any other advice you could offer. I
greatly admire your work and appreciate your time.
Thank You, L.M.
Hello, Mr. M.
I'm sorry, as quoted on the web site, I do not teach
knife making. Due to liability issues and the extent of ongoing projects, I also
cannot accommodate visitors in the studio. Also, you'll find most of the answers
you seek on my website, more than I could convey verbally in a few hours.
Your best bet is to acquire some of the many books on
custom knife making available, and study and make knives. It sounds like you are
in the right courses to become a fine metals artist.
Good luck on your journey!
Jay Fisher
[At least Mr. M.
is polite. A few hours of my time taken away from clients who've paid for my
time is a small price to pay for educating a metals arts student. Wait a minute.
Isn't the university he's attending getting paid for that? Why aren't they
answering his questions about a metal arts career? What does the university
professor get paid for, anyway? And doesn't that prof get paid more than I do?
Much more, with bennies? Evidently, the university has no real world information
on what is one of the oldest professions known to man: making knives and cutting
tools. Not to worry, I'll be answering a lot of his questions in my coming book.
Oh, no, I just reread his email. He hasn't had any luck with books. How will a
"visit" help him create something "well crafted" on his own? That one has me
stumped.]
Hi,
I have a 6" / 16 oz walrus tusk that I would like to sell. I had a
verbal appraisal several years ago and was told that this piece is over
50 yrs old. I found this in my grandmother's possessions which I
received after her death.
Thanks, L. T.
[Walrus
tusk is a tricky item, mostly illegal all across the country. The only
people who can be legally in possession of non-fossil or partially
fossilized walrus tusk are Native Americans. Though her piece of tusk
may be over 50 years old, how do you prove it? Possession of this
material opens one up of all kinds of liability issues.]
Hi Jay .
Greetings from New Zealand Great site ! I realize you time is
precious , but just a query . Bought a knife Recently (Pic attatched
) Rather Heavier than I wanted ,, but so well made couldn't resist
and it has a Copper filet at the base of the spine , Why ?
All I could think was to hit if trying to cleave a bone or the like
.
I know it's a stretch to say this has to do with your knife making,
but you showed up on Google when I went looking for people who make
knives out of sawzall blades. [What?]
I started making knives out of them last year, but given the hardness of
the steel, I can't find anything that will actually put a fine edge on
them. Now I'm up to cutting blanks out of circular saw blades, but the
steel doesn't seem a whole lot softer. I like knowing that whatever
edge I do put on them is going to last, but that doesn't really help if
the edge isn't worth having. I was wondering if you remembered what you
used.
E.P.
[Oh, I get it. He's
talking about when I just started making knives back in the late 1970's
when I was still a teenager. Whew. Had me concerned there for a bit
associating me with making knives out of sawzall blades.]
Dear Sir, We hope you are well as us. We are the real manufacturer of
camel bone and buffalo horn knife handle. We have sent many e malis But
you did not any reply. We will give you offer with best prieces. If you
like any samples it.Please tell me. I will send. Please confirm Best
Regards Rashid m.
[I had no idea that
bones were manufactured. Wonder what kind of machine is used to make
bone? And I do want the best prieces...]
What a self involved dick.
[yes, I get these
emails too. Anonymous addresses, sometimes threatening. Why, of course
I'm "self-involved" on the website domain
www.jayfisher.com that is about
me and my work... what, I should be writing about ... you?]
Sir Me and a
buddy have made 7 knives to send to a combate unite at guam andersen afb
would like to cold blue the blades any help would be graet . what kind and
best way of doing it thanks D . K .
My son is in the unit
Hi Jay, I am just learning knife making, and right now working with deer
antler for handles. Can you give me any info on suppliers for - Stick
Fast glue, antler/ horns, leather, and knife blanks, and guards etc. The
only catalog I have so far is Jantz supply. Any info is greatly
appreciated. Thanks, Fred, Your knifes look beautiful, but out of my
league right now. Perhaps one day I can learn how to make one with a gem
handle. Thanks Again. Fred. I will be reading more of your site on my
days off from my regular job.
Hello,
Could you tell me where i can go in florida to learn the art of
sharpening knives etc. Thank You,
W.W.
HI, nice work. I have a question about quenching a 17" kukri blade that
I am making. I know that some people use water and pour it on just the
edge, or you could use clay and put it on the back of the knife to
harden just the blade. I guess I am wondering what you would recamend
to a first timer? So how to quench the blade to a hardness of 59 over
the whole curve of the blade.
thank you for any help you can give, Steve
Mr. Fisher,
I came across your page while searching for custom sheaths and
scabbards. Your page is wonderfully executed... and your work is
amazing. All I can say is that I envy your
position of being able to build or create anything with an edge or
without and even, in so doing, take all aspects and processes under your
own two hands.
At first, in all honesty, reading some of the text on your page, i found
it to be prideful. I took a look at your work and also at the techincal
aspects you've posted on your page, and I must say, I feel you validate
the claims, thus far. "Best on the planet," and such, I'm sure is the
most constant opinion of any of your previous customers.
I guess all I really mean to say is that your work is wonderful and
your site isnt too shabby either, but most of all... I wish I had half
the skill.
Thanks, sir, and fare well,
J.
Yes, I'm proud of my work. So
are my clients. Okay, NOWHERE on my site does it say "Best on the
planet, and such." The recognition of
"Best Living Knife Maker" was an honor by The Best of the West
magazine. I did not solicit them for this recognition, it came out of
the blue. Their judgment is their committee's own subjective opinion,
and other makers have been so honored over the years. They clearly state
why they recognized my work. Gees, am I supposed to ignore the
recognition? At least this guy thinks my work is decent.... sigh.
hey jay i want a curved knife you know the shape of a
throat with a black rubber handle and a full tang how much would it cost
i dont have any money now but i still want to know
please
p.s. you are the best knife
craftsman ive ever seen!
sincerely j.c.
[Shape
of a throat? Uh, some people shouldn't have knives.]
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There was a posting on one of
the knife forums, where a new maker was trying to find out how to use
gemstone on a knife handle. Someone suggested my work. Another member cut
and pasted this text from my "What
I do and Don't do" page: "This
is not a tutorial site, no matter what you may see here. There are a never
ending amount of questions people have, and they figure that since I have
such a voluminous site, I'm bound to know the answer to their technical
knife questions. I probably do, but if I answer any of those emails, I'll
invite a flood of questions and answers, all which cost precious time and do
nothing but benefit what could be a competitor! How crazy is that?" Another member took
exception to the comment posted
on MY OWN SITE!
His post:
I guess Jay Fisher isn't as willing to help out as some others.
Remind me not to buy anything from him, not that the knives he makes
appeal to me.
[How dare I not help out other makers. After all,
isn't that what Jay Fisher exists for, to answer their questions and make
their lives easier by giving up what he's struggled to learn over all these
years? Is that so much to ask? And if my knives don't appeal to this guy,
why is he even on my site looking at them?]
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